Farmer and pedestrians

A beautiful morning, the sky was clear incomparable, but a farmer, assigned to sit in front of the gate to disappears. A curious passer-by asked before the ground : the villagers, the weather is so good, how you do not enjoy, Instead, here alcohol ah. The farmer replied : hey, some of the things, you will never be able to explain. Passer-by : Unfortunately what happened? Farmer : Today I milking cows, just to get a one stabbed, and milk with his left foot kicked the passer-by incorporating : is quite unfortunate. But still not ah. Farmer : hey, some of the things, you will never be able to explain. Passer-by : it then? Farmer : I used a rope tied her left leg in the pole then ensued, the results just received a bucket full, she put her right leg with a barrel demonstrators. A passer-by asked to laughter : then? Farmer : hey, some of the things, you will never be able to explain. I took her right leg also tied to a pole and the results just received full barrel, and she also used the tail So put down a barrel. Passer-by : the unlucky enough. Forget it, not hopes. Farmer : hey, some of the things, you will never be able to explain. Passer-by : What? ! Farmer : This time I did not rope, and plans to use a belt on her tail tied to the pole. I have to belt out, her tail arrested. At this time, my pants off, I happened to come girlfriend ...