china-365

2007年7月13日星期五

A boat accident

1 : a boat accident, a female passenger and 10 male passengers float to a isolated island. A month later, that the woman committed suicide because she was under the impression that what is happening in one month is really the nausea. A month later, they decided to bury her because they think this month is really happening in the Pacific nausea. A month later, they decided to take her to dig out, because they think this month is really happening in the Pacific nausea. A month later, God passed the woman says, because he feels that what is happening in a few months is really the nausea. 2 : one adult man went to a hotel, he saw the garage there are a lot of beautiful cars, then asked the boss, how have so many beautiful cars ah, the boss told him that I have a five-year-old son, he has done three things, If you can do with the city's car as you drive away a challenge, if not, put your car left, a lot of people can not, So. . He thought that a five-year-old boy can do, but also failed relationships, then try it. The boss brought him to a room, which has a beautiful naked ladies and pro-child past about her, He followed done, then the child is the last touch of beauty to the whole body, he also followed in a third incident, children out of the three little brother bending under. . . . . 3 : A man who hid the mountains, on the 1st naked body lying on the grass for a rest. Suddenly to a mushroom-mining girl : "1. 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5 ... "finally left. This very generous man. Luoshui still here the next day, the arrival of mushrooms collected from the bear : "one, two, three, four, five, five, five, five ... six, seven, eight ......" 4 : Pino said Snow White and Cao live in forests, on the 1st, Snow White finally impatiently lonely, Small Paper seize the first caught in between his legs and said : "To tell the truth, tell lies, say the truth, say lies ... "said a thousand times, the Princess only small skin open. 5 : A man and a woman because no house, the woman's family spent the wedding night. The next morning, the parent did not go downstairs to eat breakfast and did not care about an old married couple. At noon, young couple remained down the stairs. An old married couple last night that they remained concerned about tired. To eat dinner, see young couple remained down old man impatient, the little boy said, Miss you and your brother-in-law last night will not have anything? The little boy answered .....

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