Spaniards like balls

Spaniards like balls, whenever Bull after regarded struggle worship the cow "testicle" cut down to eat the meal, one day, Spaniards to a restaurant ordering balls, restaurant service said that you deposit, tomorrow for you. The next day, the person getting balls, and found that the "pill" is very small, then asked why, the attendant replied : "Sir, instead of cattle were lost in the struggle today is Carmen ~ lost ~

Girls confessed to the priest

Girls have confessed to the priest that she committed the crime ... girls : priest guilty. Father : My child, you committed the crime? Girls : Yesterday, I was scolded by a male one : "Do you support the mother dog! "Father : Why? He told you to do what? Girls : He ... he give me a pat on the chest. Father : Are you saying that children like this? (Father hand touch girls in the chest) girls : ah ... yes. Father : only that were the case you have no reason to criticize him ah. Girls : But again ... I took off his clothes ... Father : Are you saying that children like this? (Father hands of the girls took off his clothes) girls : Yes, this is true son. Father : But you still like this is no reason to condemn him ah. Girls : Then ... he turned off my lights with a bed, Father ... : (Jianxiao Maung) you said you like this son? (Father also switch off lights girls with the girls in bed ... : (A few minutes later) Yes ... Father is like this : My dear children, even if you do or not blaming him for "your" girls : But he had AIDS! ! Father : that mother custody of the dog! ! !

A boat accident

1 : a boat accident, a female passenger and 10 male passengers float to a isolated island. A month later, that the woman committed suicide because she was under the impression that what is happening in one month is really the nausea. A month later, they decided to bury her because they think this month is really happening in the Pacific nausea. A month later, they decided to take her to dig out, because they think this month is really happening in the Pacific nausea. A month later, God passed the woman says, because he feels that what is happening in a few months is really the nausea. 2 : one adult man went to a hotel, he saw the garage there are a lot of beautiful cars, then asked the boss, how have so many beautiful cars ah, the boss told him that I have a five-year-old son, he has done three things, If you can do with the city's car as you drive away a challenge, if not, put your car left, a lot of people can not, So. . He thought that a five-year-old boy can do, but also failed relationships, then try it. The boss brought him to a room, which has a beautiful naked ladies and pro-child past about her, He followed done, then the child is the last touch of beauty to the whole body, he also followed in a third incident, children out of the three little brother bending under. . . . . 3 : A man who hid the mountains, on the 1st naked body lying on the grass for a rest. Suddenly to a mushroom-mining girl : "1. 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5 ... "finally left. This very generous man. Luoshui still here the next day, the arrival of mushrooms collected from the bear : "one, two, three, four, five, five, five, five ... six, seven, eight ......" 4 : Pino said Snow White and Cao live in forests, on the 1st, Snow White finally impatiently lonely, Small Paper seize the first caught in between his legs and said : "To tell the truth, tell lies, say the truth, say lies ... "said a thousand times, the Princess only small skin open. 5 : A man and a woman because no house, the woman's family spent the wedding night. The next morning, the parent did not go downstairs to eat breakfast and did not care about an old married couple. At noon, young couple remained down the stairs. An old married couple last night that they remained concerned about tired. To eat dinner, see young couple remained down old man impatient, the little boy said, Miss you and your brother-in-law last night will not have anything? The little boy answered .....

Notes of wrongdoing

There was two wrongdoing notes, very high technology they have never been caught, one is not careful, done a face value of 15 yuan, the banknotes ... Later, the two decided to put this out using counterfeit. They spent 2 five days to ride the train, it took 10 days sitting car, under the car and went 10 days come to a remote mountain village ... into the village, saw an ice sugar sold to the old man, So they have a mind and stopped to ask, how to sell ice sugar, the old man says five cents a. counterfeit do we have to say two. Thus, their 15 bucks for the very old man. When the old man took the money to find them, two counterfeit done the tears. because the old man had a face value of two of the seven ...

Student sex joke

Talk about my female English teacher metamorphosis of it. English classes are of great class, I more than one hundred people in a classroom and braves always noisily, the day the English teachers into the classroom. The first did not carry on and said : "Students, the British precision-out!" the class falls silent, I maniac down, after laughing! Teachers actually "College English" omission as a "British spirit" of ~ high school, and a classmate to 11 mm playing, I say : "I concierge can drastically, nicknamed copper wall! ! "mm, said :" One ~ ~ ~ I nicknamed steel doors! ! I let you talk radio, - you do not come! ! "I finished Bao Xiao, mm continued to hit me. The last gathering of students to my house, is under a drizzle, a really come MM. Cloud received only rain, MM go prepared umbrella Fold up the umbrella sets found dead, shouting loudly : "I cap it. just have to see, now use, how it was gone. Who won my presentation and faster to deliver. " Side on the sofa looking everywhere. I have a buddy, and his time away playing with MM, in time to eat a chicken dishes do a good restaurants, heard where the chicken shoulders so good to eat, it said in a loud voice : I want to chicken shoulders, I have to shoulder the chicken! ! ! ! ! ! ! Inner Mongolia colleagues to play the tent eating milk meat, tortillas that some people wanted to taste and for others to eat. Ms. edge of a pair of men : You catch me milk and I eat your eggs! High school, a class in order to prepare the party props, I am responsible for the balloon inside the prior Cypriot some five Yan shredding the six color films, class time, I and my table of secretly preparing together, I said; A quick! She said : you put up large point sources, right Cypriots not get A. I : Well, a good, pinning you! She : the good, eh, I get the finger are acid! When we installed the balloon raised his head and was found in front of the boys were watching us ... ~ ~ embarrassment gg an office to buy a new bag, we all, the results of a mm, said : "Your good soft foreskin ah, Let me look at the open! "LG of a female classmate, the parcels at post offices working in a day the woman asked excitedly around their male colleagues : "Today I hang Jerusalem. Who will you come for me Kit (coarse) ah ~~~~~" beings were retreating outcry ~~~~~~~ ~ ~ ~ the arrival oz the time for a language center to report the results late, and most people had already prepared a good car Block group to visit the city. Duality is still looking for a small group. . . 1 mm in South America to see the enthusiasm came running over, Originally do is say you want to join me? The results do you say that the reason we analyze the dynamic process to e njoy me? . . . . . One day in winter and from work, are wearing coats, mobile phone ringing, and I'm a pretty good about picking up their male colleagues, After the boys connected :

Slimming surpass

Individuals, went to a local gymnasium to lose weight, so their more slender, fitness room equipped fitness program It seems quite complicated, therefore, this guy chose the cheapest one and that is the one-hour period to cut a pound. He was taken to a room of the yard, where there stood a naked girl, hands holding brand, above wrote : "If you can seize me, it allows you to do me!" This guy immediately accepted the challenge and began chasing girls, But each time when about to seize the girls, but also her run away, an hour had passed, he still did not get the girl. Fitness coach said to take him to a little weight, just below a pound. "This quite pretty good," This guy thought, "I can lose weight, but also happy Jerusalem." This time, He chose a more expensive proprietary programs, in an hour minus 2 lbs. He was taken to a room, there stood two naked girls, holding hands all brands, above wrote : "If you can seize me, it allows you to do me!" This guy is very excited and has tried to catch up with these two girls, Finally, one did not catch up with, an hour later, the coach said he was given under the weight, just off the two pounds of meat. At this time, this guy was infuriated, he told the manager that he would choose the most expensive weight loss program, the manager assured him that he will be able to in one hour less naive, but it added that the program is very dangerous, This guy thought, it's just a few more girls yet, the more the greater the chance that at least one will be able to seize it. He quickly manager reminder to him that the most expensive room, despite the manager has to risk his statement. So, this person was taken to a slightly farther yard of a room, they let him get, outside the locked doors, dimly lit room, waiting for him was a chimpanzee, we saw it holding a sign above reads : "If I grasp you, I will do you."

Poor scholar

A poor student attested to school, in front of their own wrote the couplet to encouragement, on the Alliance : 'thatched cottages sleep households closed his characters', one on :' horizontal legs fallen Teng get Flute ', 1994 :' Gan from heaven '. One day, a passerby Henan here to see this pair of couplets on the mind of curiosity, He used the native languages to read aloud together : 'Who parade ass eyes - I', 'I told him to make É' ... putting us. There horizontal hanging! But this time he read against : 'dry tomorrow! '

Asked an elephant camel is not qualified

An elephant camel asked : "Do you Rodolfo how long the back?" Camel said : "The death far, I do not long off the face of things speech! "After listening to the snake by the side of the elephant and camel dialogue after a while guffaw. Looking the other way for the elephant snake said : "laughed fart! You have a long face of the protagonist, is not qualified! "

Kangaroo and the frog

Kangaroo and the frog to visit a prostitute chicken, kangaroo Sanxialiangxia done just to the next frog night January 23 : Hey! January 23 : Hey! Sd rat bags good envy, the next day, the kangaroo, said : "wow! ~ ~ Frog brother, you bravo! . "The frog said :" parade, I never jump to bed with a night! ~ ~

In the hospital

In the hospital, a Xidelong Guizigou, and the child is just born to speak on the child, said : "Grandpa." Grandpa ah blamed on the dead. Children added : "Grandma." Grandma ah gave the dead. The child said : "Daddy." He gave the father ah, one can never die, this time, the child's youngest uncle ah gave the dead.